Bored, irritable and utterly frustrated with life, I channeled my inner teenage girl and spent the last two hours of my Sunday shift watching the teen vampire fantasy Twilight. This is my review.
“That’s Edward. He’s gorgeous, of course, but don’t waste your time. He doesn’t date. Apparently none of the girls here are good-looking enough [...]
Entries from November 2008
November 25, 2008
Fabio With Fangs
November 10, 2008
Drunk on Sunday
While stepping outside to have a cigarette, I overheard a very interesting conversation between two intoxicated NFL fans yesterday. I’m calling one fan Michael – he appeared to be in his 50’s, had a short beard, and was wearing a ballcap and sunglasses. The other guy I’ll call Remy – he’s in every weekend, always [...]
November 6, 2008
Criminal Minds
On Wednesdays at work we have Rock Band karaoke set up in our “skybox,” a partitioned area up the stairs on the north end of the bar. To set this up we need an audio extension cord and a special adapter to run the audio from the projector to the sound system. Unfortunately, due to [...]
November 5, 2008
Schadenfreude
Some memorable Facebook status updates from last night:
“M___ is spending all his money before January 21st so Obama can’t tax the shit out of it.”
“M___ is watching Barack Obama steal his future and give it to the less deserving..and you’d better believe he’s going to bitch like a liberal for the next four years.”
And a [...]
November 4, 2008
Palin Jeopardy
Let’s play a game. I’m going to provide an answer from Sarah Palin, and we have to guess what the question was. Here we go:
“Oil and coal? Of course, i-i-it’s a fungible commodity and they don’t flag, you know, the molecules where, where it’s going to where it’s not…but in the, in the sense of [...]
November 4, 2008
Beyond the Palin
This is really Sarah Palin on the phone. She really thinks she’s talking to Nicolas Sarkozy. She’s really the vice presidential candidate of the Republican party. Reality has really lapped satire.
I really, really, REALLY hope that Sarah Palin runs for president in 2012.
November 3, 2008
Tomb-stupid
I’m watching Tombstone on the History Channel. I haven’t seen it in several years. I’m amazed at how freakishly stupid this movie is, and am embarrassed that I ever admitted out loud to liking it. The longer it goes, the dumber it gets. The shootout at the OK Corral was terrible – just watch the [...]
