As mentioned in a previous post, I’m working part-time as a projectionist at a movie theater/sports bar until I find what I’m referring to as “real work.” I have about an hour to kill until Eagle Eye and Righteous Kill end, so I thought I’d give a rundown on exactly what I do during an [...]
Entries from September 2008
September 28, 2008
More Palinsanity
Update: Bill Maher is trying save Levi from his cruel fate.
Just when I thought this abortion of a campaign couldn’t get any dumber, I read this little gem now circulating on the wires that the Bristol-Levi shotgun wedding may take place before the Nov. 4 election. According to a McCain insider, “It would be fantastic. [...]
September 26, 2008
Nailin’ Palin
Ok, I admit I used that title just to drive up the hits. If Google picks up “Nailin’ Palin” at all, this thing’s gonna blow up. Nailin’ Palin.
Update: A Google search showed me that, surprisingly, I’m not the first person to use the oh-so-clever rhyme “Nailin’ Palin.” Even by adding “Floyd,” I don’t even [...]
September 24, 2008
To Hell With Dell
Transcript of my chat conversation with a Dell technical support representative (slightly paraphrased):
Namrata1234: “Thank you for contacting Dell Technical support. My name is Namrata and my rep ID number is XXXXXXXX. How may I help you today?”
Floyd: “Hello, Namrata. My computer doesn’t work. I still have full warranty on it. I need to send it [...]
September 13, 2008
Back For More
It’s been a lengthy hiatus from blogging, but I’m back and ready to infrequently blog again. Although I’m pretty sure anybody reading this already knows my life story, here’s a quick recap of the year since the last post on Floyd’s Lair:
I went to the Online News Association conference in Toronto, where my team gave [...]